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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack indicted a big orange… Tote Bag

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack indicted a big orange… Tote Bag

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Everyone needs a bag or bathroom to store their illegally retained Top Secret documents! Special Counsel Jack Smith just dropped a bomb on Donald Trump. While it technically was a grand jury that issued the 37-count indictment, you gotta love Jack Smith’s swagger and handling of this case.

Orange heat transfer vinyl on 1 side of black cotton tote bag. Bag measurements: 13.5" x 13.5" x 3.5" (34.3cm x 34.3cm x 8.9cm) (Other bag colors and styles also available, message me for options.)

Handmade by me to order.

Celebrate the pursuit of justice and accountability with our 'Jack be quick,' bag symbolizing the recent significant legal actions taken against a former reality tv star and 45th POTUS.

Former disgraced United States President Donald J. Trump has been indicted on 37 federal felony counts for stealing national security documents and trying to cover up his crimes. His co-conspirator Walter Nauta has also been charged.

By sporting our Jack be quick tote bag, you show your support for the principles of justice and accountability in our society. It serves as a reminder that no one is above the law and that the values we hold dear deserve protection.

Care Instructions:
For best results wash in cold water without fabric softener. Dry flat or tumble dry on low heat.
Imprint is made using premium Heat Transfer Vinyl (HTV).

Here is a summary of the counts

Willful retention of national defense information: This charge, covering counts 1-31, only applies to Trump and is for allegedly storing 31 such documents at Mar-a-Lago.
Conspiracy to obstruct justice: Trump and Nauta, along with others, are charged with conspiring to keep those documents from the grand jury.
Withholding a document or a record: Trump and Nauta are accused of misleading one of their attorneys by moving boxes of classified documents so the attorney could not find or introduce them to the grand jury.
Corruptly concealing a document or record: This pertains to Trump and Nauta's alleged attempts to hide the boxes of classified documents from the attorney.
Concealing a document in a federal investigation: They are accused of hiding Trump's continued possession of those documents at Mar-a-Lago from the FBI and causing a false certificate to be submitted to the FBI.
Scheme to conceal: This is for the allegation that Trump and Nauta hid Trump's continued possession of those materials from the FBI and the grand jury.
False statements and representations: This count concerns statements that Trump allegedly caused another one of his attorneys to make to the FBI and a grand jury in early June regarding the results of the search at Mar-a-Lago.
False statements and representations: This final count accuses Nauta of giving false answers during a voluntary interview with the FBI in late May.

Donald Trump should be in prison.
Justice, accountability, and the rule of law must be upheld for a true democracy to thrive.
The former Cheeto in Chief is a disgrace to our country. While Adolf Twitler was impeached, twice, the GOP chose to save him from any real punishment.
The Assaulter-in-Chief has already been found liable for the SA and defamation of E. Jean Carrol and more than 20 other women have claimed he harassed them.
The Hair Furor's actions continue to be a stain on our history and the shame of a nation that ever put this would be authoritarian in any position of power, much less the most powerful political position in the world.
Millions watched as Orange Julius encouraged a rabid mob to attempt an insurrection.
We all heard the phone calls where The Tangerine Tyrant told Georgia officials to find him the votes needed to overturn the election.
And now we have a 49-page indictment where the Department of Justice, FBI, and a jury of his peers have found a preponderance of evidence that the Walking Talking Human Combover stole national security documents, lied and hid them from officials, bragged about the fact that Darth Hater had top secret information while showing it to people that had not even the most basic of security clearances, and conspired to obstruct justice.

Don the Con has already been found guilty in numerous other cases including his fake university and nonprofit. Don the Con's Trump Organization is on the brink of being shut down for criminal activity. Allen Weisselberg, The Lyin King's CFO, just got out of prison for his part in numerous financial schemes. Shitler's campaign chair went to prison. Many of the Groper-in-Chief's lawyers have gone to prison or been stripped of their law licenses.

Now the Xenophobic Sweet Potato faces over 70 felony counts at both the state and federal levels. Time for him to go to jail, not pass go, and not collect ANY more money as this grifter has already taken millions from Americans.

Enough is enough. It is long past time that he be held accountable for his crimes and locked up for the good of our nation and the world.

Funny political shirt in kid’s nursery rhyme style font.
Cotton Tote Bag that's a good size for a wide variety of applications
High quality HTV imprint that stands up to washing.

Decoration Method
Decorated with premium Heat Transfer Vinyl (HTV) that is soft with a matte finish.

Also available on t-shirts and more!

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Materials: Heat Transfer Vinyl,Cotton Tote Bag
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